“In days of old, when bike riders were bold,
and a fixed gear was all they’d need,
with lots of torque they attached a cork,
and rode away with speed.”
— VeloCult
Notes
[ [ WARNING ] ] Posts consist of the irate rantings of a graduate student who has spent the past several years studying religions, ethics, public health, and environmental issues. In addition to this, he has become a bit of a cycling fanatic in order to maintain what little sanity he still possesses. Read with caution, a grain of salt, a good meal, and a cold beer.
“In days of old, when bike riders were bold,
and a fixed gear was all they’d need,
with lots of torque they attached a cork,
and rode away with speed.”
— VeloCult
